Taco Bell's Canon

Taco Bell is running a contest encouraging you to "Share Your Sauce Wisdom." If you win, your words of wit could see print on one of those little Taco Bell sauce packets.

But check out the rules for entries: "The message should be short (no longer than 70 characters), simple, left of center and about the little things in life..." Left of center? I guess Taco Bell just isn't in the market for conservative quips.